I grew up playing classical piano, but failed my conservatory audition at 18. I spent some time focussing on MDMA, then started stand-up in 2011. During the pandemic I came back to the piano, and so I wrote this show to combine them.

It's my favourite piece, Chopin's Nocturne in Eb Major, presented with jokes by a bald dickhead with a beard (me).

'Punchlines that will leave you laughing for days on end... This is what a well-crafted comedy set looks like!' ★★★★★ Adelaide Advertiser

'One of the cleverest minds on the Aussie comedy circuit.' ★★★★½ The West Australian

'He's a masterful storyteller... effortless charisma, disarming honesty and a sharp, curious mind.' ★★★★ The Age

Nominated for Best Show in the ISH Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2023 (Long-List)