This is a mediaeval lineup of stand up, sketch and song. And you get to decide who dies.

King Arthur (Freddie Arthur) is heartbroken - and also suffering a bout of pestilence. To escape the king's wrath, lowly serfs (Patti Fawcett and Dane Knowles) present him with the funniest court jesters Camelot has ever seen. But while Arthur is confined to his throne (the toilet - because he has IBS) his ex-lover Merlin seals the famous sword, Excalibur, in stone (again!).

Patti and Dane must help the king regain his strength, reclaim his sword, and ask the audience (that's you) to decide which of the jesters to f*ck, marry, kill.

Content warnings:

Coarse Language (occasional/mild)

Adult Themes

Discusses Mental Illness